As traditional gender roles break down in modern society it’s only natural that evolution should follow along the same path.  Men are staying home these days and raising children while women work.  I see women hunters and male interior decorators.  I place no value judgements on these things.  It’s the reality of the modern world.  It’s freedom.  That’s a good thing.  For the moment everything is still fine.  Future generations may have problems with some of these things when evolution catches up to these cultural changes.
In the future men and women will  have both male and female reproductive organs.  I know some of you perverts out  there may say “yeehaw, I’ll never be hard up again”, that may be true but I say there are larger implications to this than simple self-gratification.  For instance, football may be adversely affected.  Let’s say the star quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys is having a bad game.  The commentators may choose to explain this by it being his/her “time of the month”.  They’ll notice he/she is having to constantly adjust his/her jockstrap/tampon.  Furthermore, the fits that will be thrown over bad calls by coaches and players alike will cause some games to go on for eight hours or more.  The center won’t be able to play because he/she feels that when he/she bends over it makes his/her butt look big.  The right plays won’t get run because the receivers aren’t speaking to the tight ends and everyone is sick of those “think they’re better than everybody else” running backs.  If a player does happen to make an exciting play and gets slapped on the butt by a team mate then a flag will have to be thrown for sexual harassment.  Footballs will be spiked not because someone makes a touchdown but because someone pointed out that a player’s belt doesn’t match his/her socks.  Players will have to take a pregnancy test before being allowed to compete each week.   Offensive linemen will be breast feeding their children on the sidelines when the defense is on the field.  And the cheerleaders, oh god the cheerleaders.  It’s all too much.  We must stop this madness now.  We need to go back to clearly defined gender roles.  If we don’t our great grandchildren may have to give up our most sacred sports and replace them with unisex ones like synchronized diving and ice dancing, and that’s a damn shame!  What a dismal world that will be.